I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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