At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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