whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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