Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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