It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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