He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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