i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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