wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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