Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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