dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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