So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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