He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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