I'm so fucking centered right now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
