you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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