grandma shit on top of the toilet
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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