I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Randomize
