The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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