her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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