Plan B is the new Plan A
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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