One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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