why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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