wrigley field is MILF paradise
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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