Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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