**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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