So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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