Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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