We're like a lot better than the average bears
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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