Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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