I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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