Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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