I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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