Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
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I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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