is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
two words...techno handjob
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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