You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
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Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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