i barfeds in our rink
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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