Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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