She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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