i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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