Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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