Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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