Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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