Define "chronic" masturbator.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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