If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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