Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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