dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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