hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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