there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
