sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.