He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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