and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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