You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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