My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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