i wish starbucks made bloody marys
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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