Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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