We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
how does that bad decision feel?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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