Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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